"Oh God. Bill. See, and then you and Bill will get into arguments about politics."
"Why would we do that?"
"Mulder. Bill hates you. Bill is a Republican. You are not a Republican. He will post something about innocent fetuses who deserve life and you will bait him."
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Re: Drabble-ish (not exactly 100 words)
Date: 2011-05-01 09:58 pm (UTC)"Why would we do that?"
"Mulder. Bill hates you. Bill is a Republican. You are not a Republican. He will post something about innocent fetuses who deserve life and you will bait him."
"No I won't."
Oh yes, he will.
This is hilarious!