I am not writing either of these.

[azurelunatic]

So amalnahurriyeh sometimes knows how to get into my brain. I wish to announce that I am totally not writing either: Mulder Makes a Mix Tape (which is sort of a remix of Mulder's Mushy Mixtape) or Five 'Mixtapes' Mulder Will Never, Ever, Ever Give Scully.

*flailyhands*
HE JUST SORT OF SIDLED INTO MY BRAIN, OKAY
HE WOULDN'T GO TO ALL THE TROUBLE OF MAKING A MIXTAPE FOR SOMEBODY ELSE, BUT DAMN SKIPPY HE'D GO TO THE TROUBLE FOR HIMSELF, IF IT WAS THE LOGICAL ALTERNATIVE TO SHUFFLING THROUGH A BUNCH OF [INSERT MEDIUM HERE] FOR THE THINGS HE WANTED.

AND APPARENTLY THE *FIRST* THING HE DID WAS MAKE THE PORN CLIP TAPE.

I DON'T EVEN.
EXCEPT I DO.
AND NOW I AM WRITING IT.
SEND HELP.

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[littlegreen42]

I'd totally read it, just so you know.

[st_aurafina]

AND APPARENTLY THE *FIRST* THING HE DID WAS MAKE THE PORN CLIP TAPE.

Oh, Mulder. That's how he starts any venture. That's how he starts his taxes.

[amalnahurriyeh]

That's how he starts his taxes.

*snorfle*

(Why, yes, I keep my porn icon AT THE READY FOR THESE CIRCUMSTANCES)

[amalnahurriyeh]

Hey, not my fault. I just figured out what music I owned that had dudes being emo and in love and playing guitars.

[azurelunatic]

*snerk*

The soundtrack for Fight the Future is so perfect for so many things.

[heartequals]

I just spent like five minutes looking for a button so I could 'like' this comment. Amazing.

[heartequals]

I'd read it too.

Mixtapes. These guys are old school.